UFC Cardholders Round 2: Bad Boob Job
Okay folks, so yesterday we told you about
Ultimate Fighting
Championship’s (UFC) main ring card girl Arianny Celeste, and the
plastic surgery that’s given her some of the best breasts in the fight
game. Today we’re talking about her partner in crime Brittney Palmer,
and her
boob job, which some people think is criminally bad.
Looking at pictures of the
fitness model and artist in action, it’s easy to see why people are so critcal of her
breast augmentation. Now before you freak out, let us point out that Brittney is a gorgeous girl who looks great even with a bad boob job,
but much like ugly rims on a Mercedes, the whole product looking great
doesn’t can make the flaws a lot less noticeable and a lot less of a
deal breaker (we’re not sure what our “deal” with Brittney would be, not
a single one of the men in the office would even be able to hold a door
for her without begging
for a date
and getting imediately turned down). So yes, she’s gorgeous, but those
boobs aren’t, they look very fake. It looks like before her surgery, she
probably had very small A-cups, so when her surgeon inserted the
implants to bring her up to a C-cup, he didn’t have a ton of space to work with.
The results show this issue, as her breasts look stuffed into her
chest and have a very unnatural hang to them; actually,they don’t seem
to hang at all, they are very stiff and overly perky. She should’ve gone
for a smaller
implant, at least
at first, so that her body could adapt better to the new additions,
then maybe after she could’ve gone up a size with better results. All in
not lost though when it comes to
Brittney Palmer’s plastic surgery
profile, as her other surgery seemed to go much better.
The more we look at
Brittney Palmer’s face, the more we realize that she
has a great nose, and it wasn’t hers to begin with. Her nose looks
wonderful on her face, but we’re pretty sure that it’s the result of a
nose job (
rhinoplasty).
Its too perfectly straight and too pinched at the tip to be natural.
Whoever did the surgery really knew what they were doing, and if we’re
somehow wrong, then she’s been blessed with one of the best noses ever.
Overall, her perfect nose and amazing total appearance (one that took her hours in the gym and
mirror to attain) make up for Brittney Palmer’s bad boob job. So we’re not going to classify her as a victim of
bad plastic surgery.
However, we do think that she should get her boobs redone in the
future, perhaps going down in size a bit to give a more natural look.
Time will tell whether she takes our advice or not, but regardless,
she’s a great looking girl.
