In the grand tradition of getting a nose job to “fix a deviated septum”, America’s original “teen mom” Bristol Palin has gotten plastic surgery for “medical reasons”. The Dancing With The Stars
contestant, and daughter of former Vice-Presidential Candidate/
Harbinger of the Apocalypse Sarah Palin, recently unveiled her new look,
which includes a thinner face, higher cheek bones, and a pointier chin.
Palin is claiming that she had corrective surgery to make her teeth and
jaw bones line up better,
because apparently the braces she wore as a child weren’t enough. Palin
claims that the cosmetic improvement from the surgery, which she admits
to loving and of which she remarked, “I look older, more mature, and
don’t have as much of a chubby little baby face!” was merely a side
effect. Wow, that’s some poor story telling. It looks more like she got
liposuction on her neck area, maybe had her chin and jaw shaved down a
little bit, and had either Botox or implants
put into her cheeks. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that no one has
ever died from having what amounts to an under-bite, so her story isn’t
holding water, and odds are, that she got the surgery for purely
cosmetic reasons. She does look better though, now if she could only
removed the gland in her brain that cause her to make up ridiculous
stories, she’d be going somewhere in life.
