Amy Lumet: Has Fake Breasts; Knows Famous People
After ten long 
minutes of 
extensive research, our crack investigative staff here at Celebrity 
Plastic Surgery have come to a conclusion: we have no idea why Amy Lumet
 is even mildly famous. Yes, we know that she’s the daughter of famed 
director Sydney Lumet, and we also know that she alledgedly had an 
affair with former 
Presidential candidate Senator 
John McCain,
 but she’s still never actually done anything of note on her own. 
Regardless, some folks have heard of her, which makes it our job to tell
 you that she’s very clearly had a 
breast augmentation.
 It’s pretty hard not to notice that her cleavage has an almost 
rectangular look to it. This tends to happen when women have very small 
breasts, get large implants, and then work out a lot. The implant is too
 large for the pocket it’s placed in, and the muscle further warps it’s 
look. So there you have it folks, Amy Lumet has 
breast implants and knows some famous old guys…and that’s it; geez, even 
Paris Hilton made an album at least.